In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
cat food counts as protein by the way
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
