He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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