My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It's Friday. Sex?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
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I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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