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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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