no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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