I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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