my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?