Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
The Olympian is in my bed
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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