I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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