holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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