Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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