I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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