I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
