I think I am morally bankrupt
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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