he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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