i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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