smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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