You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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