Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
are you so shy because you have an std?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The adults are the big ones right?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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