You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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