I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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