is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
vagina is talking i cant
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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