like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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