im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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