he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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