No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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