Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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