somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
where are you?
Hypothermia
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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I could fuck to npr.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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