just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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