Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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