You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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