butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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