ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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