Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
