Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you would pick up someone in the library
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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