Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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