you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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