She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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