I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Operation Purity has been aborted
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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