I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Shame is for Republicans.
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