tell your sister to shave her snatch
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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