Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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