This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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