Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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