OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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