two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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