I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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