Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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