i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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