covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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