Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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