if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.