i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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Oh yeah that.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney