The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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