3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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